Dormant Torpedo

Dormant Torpedo

zeloswildeer:

blushyarmin:

lordofthescience:

royaltyspeaking:

How to tell if it was a gunshot or fireworks: gunshots don’t echo, fireworks do. 

thaNK YOU SO MUCH

the fact that anyone might commonly need to know this terrifies me

clearly you’re not from america

(via dishonoronyourcow)

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc
jon-snow:

god bless sdcc
jon-snow:

god bless sdcc
jon-snow:

god bless sdcc
jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

jon-snow:

god bless sdcc

(via maureenjohnsonbooks)

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

ejacutastic:

kill the imposter

(via deerhoof)

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]
tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one. [theflyhater]

tastefullyoffensive:

I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.

[theflyhater]

(via feelknower93)

i had to deal with a bunch of jerks at work today

i bet they were only mean because i was wearing pigtails

"My response to the “I am not a feminist” internet phenomenon….

First of all, it’s clear you don’t know what feminism is. But I’m not going to explain it to you. You can google it. To quote an old friend, “I’m not the feminist babysitter.”

But here is what I think you should know.

You’re insulting every woman who was forcibly restrained in a jail cell with a feeding tube down her throat for your right to vote, less than 100 years ago.

You’re degrading every woman who has accessed a rape crisis center, which wouldn’t exist without the feminist movement.

You’re undermining every woman who fought to make marital rape a crime (it was legal until 1993).

You’re spitting on the legacy of every woman who fought for women to be allowed to own property (1848). For the abolition of slavery and the rise of the labor union. For the right to divorce. For women to be allowed to have access to birth control (Comstock laws). For middle and upper class women to be allowed to work outside the home (poor women have always worked outside the home). To make domestic violence a crime in the US (It is very much legal in many parts of the world). To make workplace sexual harassment a crime.

In short, you know not what you speak of. You reap the rewards of these women’s sacrifices every day of your life. When you grin with your cutsey sign about how you’re not a feminist, you ignorantly spit on the sacred struggle of the past 200 years. You bite the hand that has fed you freedom, safety, and a voice.

In short, kiss my ass, you ignorant little jerks.”

Libby Anne (via newwavenova)

(via feelknower93)

autosage:

things to say if someone asks why you are so quiet

  • "i don’t have much to say"
  • (shrug with a smile)
  • "i like listening"
  • (with clenched teeth) “there are wasps in my mouth”

(via tessaviolet)