Dormant Torpedo

Dormant Torpedo

merlinwhosuperpotterlock:

"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"

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"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"

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"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"

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"i can’t-"

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(via dishonoronyourcow)

whimsical floral headband

whimsical floral headband

what the fffffffffffffffheck

me trying to be more family friendly (via spookyjacob)

(via last-house-on-the-right)

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

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dear god, let it be enough

(via dishonoronyourcow)

"over half of men" how did you even calculate that statistic

omg i love the notes on that post. tell ‘em, people of tumblr.

axetemptation:

Over half of men prefer women in jeans and a t-shirt to any other outfit.
Notes:
A bale of cotton weighs about 500 pounds and makes more than 1,200 women’s t-shirts.
The first pair of jean trousers was made in Genoa, Italy, which is also where the word “jean” comes from.

lol screw that i like flowery dresses
tumblr why would you promote axe on my/anyone’s dash. i hate axe and every message they send to women and girls. that we exist to satiate the whims of men and must do everything in our power to impress them. 

axetemptation:

Over half of men prefer women in jeans and a t-shirt to any other outfit.

Notes:

A bale of cotton weighs about 500 pounds and makes more than 1,200 women’s t-shirts.

The first pair of jean trousers was made in Genoa, Italy, which is also where the word “jean” comes from.

lol screw that i like flowery dresses

tumblr why would you promote axe on my/anyone’s dash. i hate axe and every message they send to women and girls. that we exist to satiate the whims of men and must do everything in our power to impress them. 

meadowkitten:

ok apparently if a duckling imprints on a human and doesn’t meet other ducklings he ends up believing he’s a human too. that’s unbelievable. what if im just a duckling with an overactive imagination. what if im just a sleeping duckling and this is all a dream

(via latuacantante17)

i always regret not trying out for cheerleading in high school